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"Her name is Rio.." and she's a stunner

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I know there´s a bit of catching up to do before I get to Rio so here goes.

Our last night in Bolivia ended in the town of Santa Cruz. A modern bustling city which again, seems incongruous with the rest of Bolivia. Our onward flight was using an airline called TAM, which is actually run by the Bolivian military. When I looked out of the terminal window I was a little concerned a Bolivan Army transport aircraft sat on the Tarmac. Fortunately this was just a coincidence and the flight was pretty undiscernible from any other civilian airline, except when they brought the parachutes round with the drinks (only joking).

Is this Ryanair´s new business model?

So we made made it across the border into Brazil. The only problem was that for the last 7 weeks my brain had gotten accustomed to hearing Spanish and I can even reply with some key phrases. The Brazilians rather selfishly adopted Portuguese as their official language. While there are similarities , the phonetics are completely different. Oh well I thought, I´ll step it up a gear and give it a go. Unfortunately, the metaphorical clutch required to step up a gear seemed to be malfunctioning and every time I attempted some Portuguese there was a horrible grinding sound coming out of my mouth as it first assumed Spanish, Spantuguese and finally something that was completely unintelligible. For safety reasons I put my brain into neutral and used the back-up plan, speak LOUDLY IN ENGLISH, that always works, doesn´t it?

Our first trip in Brazil was to a vast swathe of wetland known as the Pantanal. It´s inhabited by all sorts of amazing wildlife as the environment has been left unmolested by humans. Exotic birds such as Tucans flutter by, cayman hide in the water looking for their next meal, and a creature called the Capy Bara (giant rodent thingy)wades in the rivers and wanders around the land. When we arrived we found out why it is a wetland as a deluge of rain soaked us to the skin in the five minutes it took to walk to the lodge.

Capy Bara , or look at the size of that rat

Temperature was so hot it was making these guys snappy.......

The temperature was around 35 degrees but with 80% humidity making it a little uncomfortable. When darkness descended a guide walked us around the edge of the river looking for signs of jaguars out hunting. We did see ´something´moving in the dark with its green reflective eyes caught in the torch beam. Our guide assures us this was a jaguar, but the only carnivores I definitely saw that night were the mosquitoes devouring my legs. The following day the others go horse-riding, but the temperature was now at 37 degrees, so i opted to stay in my hammock and alternated my time between reading a book and being unconscious.

Our next stop in the town of Bonito was a much more pleasant temperature and we had come here to go snorkelling in the Rio da Prata (Silver River). The chrystalline water quickly makes you forget your face is submerged and the marine life glides idly by, apparently unconcerned by our presence. Since the current of the river carries us along and we´re not allowed to kick our legs, the scene is a little surreal as 9 bodies float motionless downstream, as if some terrible event has just befallen us. The whole day was absolutely amazing and I enjoyed the feeling of being part of a giant fish tank. The next morning I head off to see a cave, which was less spectacular. The only excitement was a film crew that we had with us, from some Brazilian channel. They wanted to interview us to find out why we had come to explore the caves. Some of the others obliged, but I declined fearing the inevitable fame that would come and the paparazzi that would follow me after its airing on some obscure network channel........

Something fishy going on in Bonito

Our brief foray into Paraguay was a little dull. There really wasn´t that much to do in the capital city. Even worse was the 39 degree temperature, which does´t help your mental arithmetic when trying to convert pounds to Guaranis at a rate of 1 pound to 7300 Guaranis. Although it was a nice feeling carrying 250,000 Guaranis around.

Back on track in Brazil we arrive in the town of Foz do Iguacu to come and see the famous Iguacu Falls. It´s here I get another new room mate, and due to an awkward first encounter, yet another anecdote for this blog. As he had already arrived first I headed up to the room to begin the formalities of introducing ourselves. On entering the room I encountered a naked man lying asleep on the only bed in there. He awoke to the sound of the door closing and shouted "wrong room! wrong room!". My sentiment exactly. It soon transpired that it was the correct room, but the hotel had forgotten to split the bed into twins. So my second introduction, in the form of a hand shake, seemed a little formal given our intial meeting.

The next two days were spent visiting the Falls on both sides of the river. The first day on the Brazilian side and the second on the Argentinian side. On one morning we took a rib up the river at high speed to take in the surroundings before the boat then headed for one of the falls itself. It´s a strange sensation when you see a 100ft sheet of water heading straight at you, but the emotions change from fear, panic, and thumb sucking to sheer exhileration when you realise that you´re merely wet and not drowning.

Water, water everywhere but not a drop to drink. Err, actually there is....

Anyone got a barrel?

The pace of the tour seems to be quickening now, as if it´s sprinting for the finish line at Rio. Onward bound again to the sprawling metropolis that is Sao Paulo. Brazil´s biggest city and an estimated population of 21 million people. With only 1 full day to explore this vast bee hive, it was always going to be a challenge to pack in as much as possible; Visited the Japanese quarter; Went into the stunning St Paul´s cathedral; visited the huge central park; took a ride on the underground metro; walked around the shopping centres; enjoyed an ice-cream; saw the beautiful Luz train station and got chatted up by a local (yes it was a woman, a question I have been asked several times!). As with all big cities there are a lot of homeless people around. Most of the time I didn´t give them a second glance with the exception of one particular lady. She was probably in her early thirties, although life on the streets had obviously taken its toll. Her black matted hair sat awkwardly on her head and her dirty clothes looked to be holding her together as much as covering her up. She sat alone on a piece of cardboard with a small black bin liner next to her, probably containing everything in the world she owned. She looked statuesque, her stare fixed somewhere in the distance, oblivious to everything going on around her. Then I saw her eyes and the tales beyond them that betrayed the pain and despair of her life. Part of me wanted to capture that expression on camera but it seemed so callous to steal her anguished face for a mere picture. So in lieu of that shot, just close your eyes and imagine being at the lowest ebb of your life with nothing to hope for. Imagination is far more powerful than a photograph. I don´t know why she had such an impact on me. Was this some sort of moral epiphany? I think I´ll keep that as a rhetorical question for now.

Look at the spires on that!

Onto our penultimate stop at the small beach town of Paraty. It was here we got the chance to spend the day on a schooner just cruising around the clear blue waters, occasionally stopping to have a swim or do some snorkelling. Clear skies and sunshine kept us company and it was the perfect day to relax prior to the mania that will be Rio.

Hard day at the office.........

Rio is now my current location for the next few days. What a day I had on my first day too. A day that lasted the full 24 hours. A 4 am start saw us on a bus at 5am and in Rio by 10.30 A quick check in and lunch before jumping on another bus for a city tour. First stop was the metropolitan cathedral, which isn´t exactly stunning from the outside. The capacious interior is more impressive, with four giant stained glass windows and a see through cross at the top of the structure. Then onto the icon that is the Christ Redeemer statue. Rather selfishly there were a lot of tourists up here and as a traveller (not a tourist), and a British one at that, I felt I should have had some sort of priority. Even the big JC himself tormented me by dashing in and out of clouds. I eventually got the money shot and then we moved on to Sugar Loaf mountain. The views from here were splendid in the extreme. I never knew quite how beautiful the terrain was surrounding the city and with the sun shining as well, it finally felt as if I had arrived. 61 days across numerous countries, several bus trips, bouts of illness and it all culminated with me gazing at one of the most amazing cities on the planet. The city tour ended soon after and it was back to the hotel to get ready for a farewell meal for our tour group. One of our number had an early morning flight so this was the last chance to say our goodbyes as a group. On the way back from the meal, some of us stopped at a street vendor to buy some water. Some of the locals had gathered next to him enjoying a cool beer in the hot evening air and someone was playing a guitar while they sang along. Before we know we´re invited to join them and we spend the next fours hours on a street corner in the middle of Rio singing along to tunes they can play and some of the girls having a go with guitar themselves. All too soon its 3.30 am and one of us has a taxi to jump in, so we finally head dwon the block to the hotel. It´s always sad saying goodbye to friend, but for me it seems more poignant as it reminds me that I have just a few days left too. I finally hit my bed at 4am and wonder what else Rio has in store for me, not least Carnaval!

Window cleaner required, large ladders needed

JC boasting about the size of the fish he creates

Peek-a-boo. That JC´s such a joker

It´s Rio baby!

Use yer loaf. Yer sugar loaf, that is

Street life, it´s the only life I know. Taken about 3.00am

I´m sure they´ll be other things to blog about after today, so I´ll do an update when I get back. Not just to complete my story, but also because I´ve always wanted to use the word "Épilogue"!

Posted by esotericmind 08:37 Archived in Brazil Comments (2)

Trains, (Salt)Plains and automobiles (well 4x4´s)

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So after leaving Cusco, we headed to the town of Puno, which is nestled on the shore of Lake Titicaca. We didn´t really have time to explore Puno, other than a local bakery. For those of you that know of my dietary delictation, this was not an opportunity to be missed and a large piece of cheesecake was gratifyingly ingested.

The next day we hopped on a boat to go and visit the Uros islands out on the lake. This is basically a collection of small man made islands, constructed from reeds and inhabitated by several different families. They live and work on these tiny floating isles and also pause to entertain curious tourists about their lifestyle. The cynic in me couldn´t help but wonder if, when all the tourists had gone home, they all got into their speed boats and headed back to the mainland.

Meet the Uros People - (Colour coordination hasn´t reached them yet)

We ventured a further 3 hours out into the vast expanse that is Lake Titicaca until we reached Amantani Island, which was to be our home for the night. No hotels here, we were divided up amongst the locals to stay within their homes and experience a bit of island life. This involved us all dressing up in the evening in traditional wear, and attempting to dance to some of the local music. My apparal consisted of a large blanket with a hole in it, otherwise known as a poncho, and a traditonal peruvian wool hat complete with dangling tassles. I thought I looked quite fetching, which was confirmed by the father at my homestay, when he offered to find me a local mountain girl. At least I think he said girl, or was it goat.....?

Amantani Island, a paradise to behold (even if it was freezing!)

The following day we headed back to the mainland and then passed over the Bolivian border leaving Peru in our wake. Peru is a country of many contradictions, stunning landscapes and rubbish plumbing! I leave with many fond memories (and a couple of unpleasant, bottom related ones too).

Our first travels through Bolivia required a river crossing. The bus was loaded onto something resembling a raft, while we all had to be ushered onto smaller boats for the crossing. It didn´t help that one of them was called Titanic. Apparently, they used to allow passengers to stay on the bus while it crossed until an incident where the raft sank killing several people on the bus!

Precarious? No, it´s just the Bolivian way of doing things

Onto La Paz then, one of the highest cities in the world. Sadly that´s one of the few claims to fame it has. Virtually all of its colonial past has been demolished, such is the thirst for building space here. The whole city seems to sit within a bowl shaped valley and every available piece of land has been used. It´s not what you´d call a pretty city, but there is a certain charm about its rawness. Political strife is also very evident, with industrial action occurring on a daily basis by one faction or another. I experienced this first hand during a tour of the city when some of the locals decided to blockade the main route out of the city. Growing pains perhaps, of a city, and a country, trying to embrace change.

La Paz - A park would be nice

No, still no space in this direction either!

Somehow these buildings have survived demolition, shocking isn´t it?

From La Paz we took an overnight train to the town of Uyuni. Whilst waiting to board I notice some carriages being loaded with unused coffins. I wasn´t sure if that was just effective planning, or whether it was an even cheaper ticket than we had.....

Ultra Economy Class?

The train arrived into Uyuni at 2.30am, on a dark, chilly and drizzling morning. It was just like being back at home! We walked the short distance to the hotel only to discover that our trip to the salt flats was leaving at 10.30 later that morning. Sleep would have to be secondary to "the tour". Who needs sleep anyway.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Unbelievably, heavy rain had destroyed the initial itinerary, so we headed in the opposite direction to our planned trip. Just outside Uyuni we visited a steam train cemetery. An array of steam trains in various states of decay were lined up, almost as if they were ready to make one last journey. They had orignally been sent over from Britain in the 19th century, when we still led the world in ´something´, with the slightly odd circumstance that no coal deposits exisited in Bolivia, so the fuel had to be shipped over as well. Can´t help thinking a clever salesman had struck that deal......

All aboard the ghost train to, well, nowhere

British Engineering at its finest - Not sure about the quality control on this particular model

From here we set off into the Bolivian desert to look at some rocks. Not just any rocks, but some which had been left over when the Andes were formed. Well, the tour guide was trying to inject some enthusiam about the whole rock gazing experience.

Rocks, more rocks and a snowy rock in the background

Onward further still to a lake which, we were promised, would be full of Flamingoes..............

I can barely see the lake it´s so crowded!

So day one hadn´t exactly been a day of magnificent wonders. It didn´t help that our hovel of a hostel for the night wasn´t brimming with amenities either. Still it´s all part of the travelling experience I suppose. You need some inferior trips to appreciate the better ones.

Day two did finally see us set off to the salt flats. A vast expanse of umm, salt, that was up to 10m in depth at some points. The only living things out here were the locals, who are allowed to collect and sell the salt, and a large number of 4x4 vehicles containing tourists.

Salty workers plying their trade

2x4x4 (but there´s only 8 wheels)

Salt as far as the eye can see - but not a chip shop in sight

The following day we head to the town of Potosi. The day we arrive there is traffic chaos in the centre of town due to the impending football match between the local team and the "Flamengos" from Brazil. Apparently football is popular in this part of the world, and some of our group decide to go and spectate and soak up the atmosphere from the 30,000 strong crowd. Not being a particular fan of football, in any part of the world, I decided to do something more interesting, such as darn my socks or stare at a wall.............

Potosi is famous, or should that be infamous, for its mining. The Spanish exploited the local workers for the rich silver deposits here which once made the town the wealthiest in South America. The Cerrano Rico mine is known as "the mountain that eats men" which is appropriate given that, in its 450 year history, it has claimed a staggering 8 million lives. Sadly that number continues to increment with regular accidents and lung silicosis very prevalent. The life expectancy of a miner is around 45 years old. If you think that´s shocking, then you won´t believe that children also work in the mines, some as young as 10 years old. It would be easy to condemn the Bolivian government for this, but economic hardship is a very acute problem here and real life takes precedence over idealism. There are opportunities to do a ´tour´of a working mine. However, as already experienced in Bolivia, Health & Safety are foreign concepts in this country and there is a real and present risk that something could go awry during the ´tour´. The mines are run by miners´ co-operatives, so you are expected to purchase a gift for them. Their preferred gifts are not money or food, no they prefer something more eminently practical such as dynamite! That´s right, it´s perfectly legal for you to buy someone some dynamite here. The conditions the miners endure are no better than a 100 years ago, so I decided to give this trip a miss. I don´t need to see men working themselves into an early grave to appreciate how arduous their jobs are and I don´t think I could have coped with seeing young children in the same environment. Sometimes, just sometimes, you realise how lucky you are to have been born in a country where such hardships don´t ever enter your consciousness. If you want a glimpse of their lives there is a very powerful documentary about a 14 year old boy who works in a mine at The Devil´s Miner

I am now in the city of Sucre, the capital city of Bolivia. What a breath of fresh air this place is. It has successfully retained its colonial architecture and has parks and greenery which give the city a distinctly european feel. There is still an internal political struggle in Bolivia, with a slow creep of powers shifting from Sucre to La Paz. The latest incumbent changed the Bolivan constitution 4 years ago and attempted to make La Paz the official capital, unsuccessfully. Given my experience of both cities I can´t understand why they would want to make La Paz the capital. Surely you would want a capital city to represent the best of your country, which La Paz definitely isn´t. In fact Sucre is so markedly different to most other places I´ve been to in Boliva it sometimes feels like I´m no longer in the same country.

Government building, but no politicians to fill it anymore

The Triffids are coming! (City view of Sucre)

A city tour proved to be very informative and I particualrly enjoyed a trip to some of the back alleys of the city where we were told the rebels used to gather for secret meetings to plot their next attack against the Spanish. When the Spanish eventually tracked them down they were executed and their bones were used as aggregrate in the prison walls and streets as a visible reminder to others of what they may face. Fragments of these bones are still visible and it´s quite a chilling reminder of the gruesome end these men encountered. On the lighter side side, the streets where they used to gather are all named after cats, such as "Calle Gato Blanco" (White Cat Street) as a reminder of the quiet and stealth like way they used to move during the night, (right up to their brutal murder that is!).

At the next stroke/ray of light it will be 10 am "beep, beep, beep"

In the afternoon I couldn´t resist the opportunity to go quad biking. The size of my "bike" was more akin to a small car, which gave me a little too much confidence at times. We spent 3 hours charging around on bumpy dusty tracks with a beautiful backdrop of distant mountains, the city and at one point, the rather precariously placed runway of Sucre airport.

My baby - Note the speakers in the storage box. Well you gotta have some tunes

It´s Wacky races time, just call me Sergeant Blast!

Sucre airport - Is that subsidence, or poor design?

I will be flying out from that very airport tomorrow, to the town of Santa Cruz and my last stop in Bolivia. Then its the final leg of my journey into Brazil. Don´t be too sad, there´s still time for a couple more blogs yet!

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How to desicrate a sacred site in one easy lesson

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Arequipa served only as a base for an excursion to the Colca Canyon. Although it is Peru´s second largest city, I didn´t find anything particularly remarkable here, other than the usual collection of Churches, Plazas and tourist tat for sale. It didn´t help that the rain caught us up here and the presence of a Starbucks seemed to annoy me disproportionately.

Colca Canyon, on the other hand, has turned out to be something of a highlight of my trip. My first brush with the effects of altitude also manifested themselves here too. We had been advised to get some "coco" products. I opted for some rather pallatable coco sweets to suck on, while the more adventurous members of the group went the whole hog and chewed on a wad of coco leaves. The chemical that is released is supposed to help reduce the effects of altitude. My theory is that they taste so disgusting that you just simply forget about them. For me the effects were like having a hangover; mild headache, slighty nauseous and an unsettled stomach, or was that actually just a hangover? Anyway, it was worth it for the staggering landscapes that I got to see. The sheer scale of the canyon was overwhelming. It is so deep it makes the Grand Canyon look like a paddling pool. I don´t know enough superlatives to describe everything I saw but hopefully some of the pictures will give you an idea of how beautiful it was.

Llama-rama - It´s the New Forest, Peruvian style

Meet Steve, my new room mate.

My brain was on form that day and I was able to embrace the glory of my surroundings without any trivial internal dialogue interrupting me. At one view point we managed to see a couple of Condors soaring at high altitude on the morning thermals. It wasn´t until a few days later I got to see how big these birds are (3ft+). The evening was spent at the local thermal springs soaking up the atmosphere as well the 37 degree water temperature. Unfortunately for me, I think I stayed in a bit too long and part boiled myself. Still it´s progress, at least I didn´t get sunburned, just cooked internally instead!

"Look Jack, I´m Flying"

Where´s Wally? Well he´s not here......

Ooh, how mysterious and brooding is that!

No long bus rides to Cusco. This time we got to fly from Arequipa to Cusco. As you can imagine, the airport was fairly provincial, so the sight of an Airbus A319 at such a small airport took on greater significance. To the detriment of my fellow travellers, I adorned my aviation anorak and transformed into "AeroGeek", reciting useless facts and figures of our beast of burden to Cusco. Strangely they all fell asleep immediately we boarded the plane.

Cusco then, the former capital of the Incan realm. Now host to dozens of outdoor shops selling fake North Face goods to gringos, like me, that were about to attempt the Inca Trail Trek to Macchu Picchu. Armed with a can of oxygen, a hat, some waterproof trousers and the all important rain poncho I felt ready to take on the challenge.

Day One - Started drizzly and overcast, which gave me a chance to don some of my new purchases. There were a few hills but nothing too strenuous. I can handle this I thought, what´s all the fuss about. The porters that carry all the equipment are carved from the same block of ´tough´ as the Himalayan sherpas. They carry up to 30 kilos, which make our day packs look ridiculously light. I had expected dining to be a fairly ad-hoc affair, possibly a sandwich and a drink for lunch and a cookup round a gas stove in the evening. Not so, we had the luxury of a dining tent complete with table and stools. The cook was able to perform small cullinary miracles and we never had less than two courses. This Inca Trail is for pussies, I thought, where´s the hardcore trekkers version.

Lunch at the Incan Ritz

Day Two - Given my comments yesterday, it seems fate decided to burden me with a few extras to worry about today. My stomach had finally succombed to the inevitable change of water/altitude/food and that led to a dose of the Cuzco Cacas, as they are known locally. The campsite "facilities" consisted of squat hole toliets and a bit of running water, hygienic is not a word you would ever associate with them.The trek was virtually all up hill in the morning to the point known as "Dead Womans Pass" at an altitude of 4200m (about 12200ft!). I started off OK, but as the moring wore on and the climb got steeper, I struggled more and more. My breathing was becoming laboured and I couldn´t take more than about 10 steps before having to rest again, added to that was the risk that at any moment my bowels would join in the party too. With just a 100 metres to go to the top I managed to make out a couple of people from my group shouting words of encouragement for me to carry on. Somehow I managed to grit my teeth (and clench other parts of my anatomy) and finally made it to the top. The initial euphoria of reaching the highest point was short lived. My body had no interest in the amazing view down the valley that I had just ascended. No, it´s priority was far baser than that and I dashed off to find a clump of grass to provide another kind of relief. Hence the title of this blog............
Fortunately the rest of that afternoons trek was downhill and I easily accomplished that. Later that afternoon though I had a bout of vomiting and developed a fever, not quite the experience I had been hoping for on the trek, a memorable day for all the wrong reasons. I went to bed at 4pm and hoped that my body coúld sort itself out overnight.

Day Three - Well, my fever had gone and I felt almost human this morning so I was looking forward to todays jaunt. The bad news was that due to a recent landslide, we would not be able to trek into Machhu Picchu itself and would have to trek down the valley for an extra hour today. It was pretty much down hill all the way, but after 10 hours my knees and legs were starting to get tired and I was glad when the campsite finally honed into view. Today at least, I was able to take in my surroundings a bit more. I have never seen Humming Birds in the wild, so it was amazing to see so many different varieties of them keeping me company along the way.

Day Four - A nice 4am start was followed by a short 1 hour hike along the train track that goes into Macchu Picchu town, which is actually called Aguas Calientes (Hot Springs). It was here that we had to hop on a bus (with other tourists) and take the 30 minute ride up to the entrance to the site itself. It seemed an ignominious way to end the trek and to see Macchu Picchu, but then thats what happens when you have romantic notions of how these things will play out when I dreamed of them back at home. Reality is never quite the same.

I worried that the experience of the last few days and the rather prescribed way of entering the site would leave me feeling disappointed when I finally got to see it. My fears were not founded though. The sun was shining, the air was fresh and my bottom was behaving itself. As we climbed the first set of steps to view the site I turned and got my first glimpse of that iconic image of Macchu Picchu. Except here I was, in person staring at several hundred years of Incan history set amongst a range of verdant mountains with wisps of cloud gliding by and giving the whole place an atmosphere of mystique and serenity.

It´s a strange sensation when you finally realise one of your ambitions, and I must have stood there motionless for 10 minutes just drinking it all in. The horror of day two paled into insignificance and a sense of accomplishment and pride washed over me. I could waste a thousand words describing Macchu Picchu and what features it has, but it really is one of those places that has to be experienced and, at last, I have had that experience.

This picture is sponsored by Immodium

Our trip back to Cusco started on the local train which winds its way around the side of the mountains at a breathtaking speed of around 20 mph. Thank goodness it has red flags attached to it at the front to warn people of its velocitous motion. It was a pleasant ride nonetheless, after a busy day walking around Machhu Picchu it was good to have a bit of time to reflect on everything that had happened. I spent the next few days in Cusco relaxing and soaking up the atmosphere.

Choo choo! All aboard the knackered trekkers express.

We also had a day trip to see some other Incan ruins in an area known as the Sacred Valley. I hoped my bout of stomach trouble was over, otherwise it might not be sacred for much longer.....

Has anyone seen my youth........?

I´ve now made it to La Paz, in Bolivia, but haven´t had time to type up the intervening days, so you´ll just have to wait for the next instalment, you lucky things!

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A taxi named Patricia and the inflatable croc.........

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So where was I? Well I did get to see the volcano erupting, quite a surreal experience and that was just the journey to get to see it. We boarded something that resembled a mobile nightclub. In reality it was just an open sided truck decked out with lots of flashing lights and a very LOUD music system. Possibly not the most auspicious way to prepare yourself for watching a volcano. We reached the viewing area, which was basically a field full of cows in the middle of nowhere. When the excited chatter died down the low rumbling sound of the volcano gargling its lava was audible. We continued to watch the occasional flume of magma rise forth from the top before it slowly flowed down the side of the hill. Quite a unique experience that should have left me in amazement, but instead my brain kept reminding me of the Austin Powers film where Dr Evil recites the word 'Mag-ma' in his inimitable style, so I stand there in the dark chuckling to myself instead of being awe struck.

The links below show a couple of photos for the volcano night, taken by one of my fellow travellers:
Party Bus

The next day I go white water rafting and suffer a serious case of, you guessed it, sunburn. My shoulders got absolutely fried and only now are they starting to recover. I now keep my bottle of sun tan lotion with me at all times!!

We headed to the city of Cuenca for our Christmas "holiday". Traveling on christmas eve proved to be a struggle as the bus was overbooked and we were fighting the locals for seats. One of our group ended up having to sit next to the driver, which is not for the feint hearted if you know what the driving style is like here. It´s with good reason that we nicknamed the front passenger seat "el asiento de muerte" (the seat of death!) since if the driver had needed to brake hard, the passenger would have been gracefully, but fatally, catapulted through the windscreen.

Cuenca is quite a big city but nothing particularly remarkable to report. Lot´s of churches, as expected. We spent Christmas day evening having dinner in a restaurant owned by an Englishman. Although the menu was a traditional roast and trifle for pudding, it wouldn´t have passed muster for Christmas dinner at home.

The aliens have landed! A rather space age nativity scene in Cuenca

Aww, it´s so pretty.......one of several dozen churches

So Ecuador has now been ticked off on the "to do" list and I´m currently in Peru, or Pear-roo as they say here. We started off in a nice little beach town by the name of Mancora. It was here I tried my first "Pisco Sour" which is a very famous drink here in Peru. To try your own DIY version, take a bag of Haribo Tangfastics and put them in a glass of vodka to soak for a while, the resulting taste will be something similar, well in my head anyway.

Life´s a beach!

A moto-taxi looks for another pedestrian to mow down

My first Pisco Sour....the happy taste of Haribo.

The next couple of days were a bit of blur as we got on and off numerous buses, whizzed through several towns and tried to remain conscious in the stifling heat. One noteworthy excursion was to the "Royal Tombs of Sipan" in a place called Chicalayo. It was here I realised how ignorant I was about South American history, believing the Inca´s to be the oldest civilisation. In fact the Inca´s were the last of the ancient races before the Spanish came and changed the continent forever. The museum had artefacts, jewellery and bodies found from a tomb of a Sipan leader dating back some 1600 years ago. My first taste of culture for some time had caused my brain some difficulty as it had not been used to thinking for a few weeks now. An ice-cream seemed to be the appropriate solution to coax it back into hibernation.....mmm ice-cream.

A mammoth 9 hour non-stop bus journey to Lima was cushioned by the fact that we were on some sort of luxury bus. The seats looked like something out of the business class section from an aircraft. A lady occasional stopped by to give us food and drink and several films played out along the way. Apart from the air-con, my favourite part was when the hostess passed out Bingo cards for us all to play. I think I shall write to National Express when I get back and suggest a similar form of entertainment for their coaches, or how about on board Twister. The possibilities are endless. As you can tell I was quite excited by this bus, perhaps more understandable if you had travelled on some of the fetid, sweaty, toilets on wheels I had been used to travelling on!

Look at those beauties! (To borrow a phrase from a colleague of mine)

Lima is a huge city with a sprawling population of around 9 million. It was good to be back in my natural habitat for a couple of days and to see in the New Year here. There are several plazas (squares) with amazing architecture dating back to the 17th century. Here are a few snaps from two of the biggest plazas.

San Martin Plaza - Trying for an interesting perspective of the posh Hotel across the road

Main Plaza - Interesting building no.1

Panarama of the Main Plaza (ish..)

Bootiful Frontage

The modern district of Lima is called Miraflores and is right on the shoreline. It wouldn´t look out of place in any western country with modern restaurants and clubs all jostling for business. We spent the first night here having dinner as a group, but New Years saw us break into different factions. I opted to spend New Year with three other travellers and we decided to just wing it and see what we could find. This proved to be a more rewarding experience than paying a huge wad of money to get into a bar with hundreds of others.

We started the evening at the Parque de la Reservas, which is basically a park with several fountains that are all illuminated at night, with one that puts on a picture and light show every hour or so. It was an amazing place, and with an entrance fee of just a quid, just the sort of price us backpackers can afford.

¿Where´s the sherbert?

Err, there was supposed to be a fountain in this picture!

After finding a restaurant run by some crazy Eqyptians, we had a great meal and I finally tried some ceviche. It´s a fish dish that uses lime juice as the means for "cooking" the fish. Not sure its my thing, but it is a very common dish out here, so at least I´ve tried it now. We then managed to find a suspiciously empty bar. The Habana bar was a small, locals only, kind of place run by some Cubans, but they were more than friendly to us and I reneged on my promise not to drink any more mojitos. The bar man, Lalo, really knows his stuff and I am now a very big fan of a drink called a "Mojito Mulato". I can remember him showing me how to make the first one, but not the second, or third, ...............Oh yes, "Feliz Año Nuevo" (Happy New Year) to all you BR´s (blog readers)

Mojito Central 2011 to 2012

Our group has now changed again, as three have moved to a different tour, and nine more have joined our tour. I´m not sure if I have the energy to socialise with another group of strangers again, so I just sit away from the group on my own, dribbling and making the odd grunting noise. That seems to keep them away from me.

We passed from Lima tothe town of Pisco, which was a bit of a dive. The primary reason for the visit was so we could go on a boat ride to the Ballesteras Islands. It was here I got to see my first Boobies, Peruvian Boobies that is, of the feathered variety. The islands are home to thousands of them, alongside penguins, mmmbbdns & other birds I´ve never heard of.

The Peruvian Boobie - His relatives have blue feet
Boobie Wonderland

I´m currently in Nazca, home to the mysterious lines. I decided to opt out of the flight over the desert as it was pretty expensive and it didn´t help that the Foreign Office website is recommending against flying with the local operators, due to dubious maintenance practices. There is also a famous cemetery here which is home to some of the ancient tribes that once lived in this region. I did suggest to some of the others that were taking a flight that they might want to book a reservation at the cemetery "just in case", but I don´t think they saw the funny side.

Well Chicos, that´s it for now. I have an overnight bus ride to look forward to tonight, which will hurtle us to the town of Arequipa. The good news is that the trek to Macchu Picchu is drawing ever closer. The bad news is that our tour guide has recommended that we buy some oxygen cannisters prior to that little adventure, which suggests it may be quite a bit tougher than I had anticipated.

p.s. The title of this blog is a tribute to a taxi I caught site of when travelling on a bus. It seems to be customary for Taxi´s to be given female names and emblazon that name on the back window. We followed "Patricia" for a few miles with her cargo of a chair and a large inflatable crocodile tied to the roof.

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I´m not a celebrity, don´t get me out of here

overcast 18 °C

Quito is just a distant memory now and I´ve since teamed up with 9 other intrepid explorers. We headed to Otavalo to see the "famous" markets ( no I had never heard of them either) and a chance to try our bartering skills. I was nearly tempted to buy a couple of things but I know how souvenirs have a habit of transforming themselves into hideous pieces of tat as soon as you get them home.

Pretty street light in Otavalo

The next day we endured two long bus rides and a river boat trip to reach our lodge in the Amzon jungle. Our accommodation was surrounded by lush green foliage, spiders that were the size of my hand, set to a chorus of insects and frogs. The "rain" forest lived up to its name as we hadseveral torrential downpours hard enough to make Noah consider building another Ark.

Amazon Red Funnel Ferry service

It´s the Amazon (but you can´t order books here)

Of all the things I expected to learn in the Amazon, the rules of contract Bridge were not one of them. With little to occupy us in the evenings myself and another volunteer came under the tutorledge of two other travellers from the UK who are veterans of the game. It seems bridge requires a fair amount of brain power, something I forgot to pack...........

Our last day in the Amazon involved river tubing down the river Napo, which just involves sitting inside an inner tube and floating downstream, followed by a visit to a local Quechuan family to stay how they live and have a christmas dinner with them. The evening started well enough as I watched the men playing football, the children running around having fun whilst the women prepared the food. It was when a large bowl of beetle larvae were introduced to the menu I begin to have my doubts. They were about the size of a thumb and as I watched one of the women removing their inners she then threw them into another bowl where they writhed around whilst a yellow substance oozed from within. Yum yum, I could hardly wait. Still, when in Rome etc.... so I swallowed my pride and a couple of grubs (once they had been cooked of course, I´m not THAT mad!) Crunchy, smoky and full of protein is about as descriptive as I can get. Our tour guide made a slight blunder when she decided to wash her hands in, what she thought was a bowl of water, but turned out to be a bowl of lemongrass tea for everyone to drink. We decided it would be better not to tell anyone, ignorance is bliss and all that.

Christmas lunch, Quechuan style with a grub surprise within the leaves.

Well we´ve left the jungle behind and another couple of bus journeys later I am now in a town called Banos (pronounced Banyos). It is the adventure capital of Ecuador, with all sorts of activities to do. This morning I went canyoning, which is basicaly walking down a river with the occasional bit of abseiling and leaping into water pools. The local volcano is rumored to be active again so I may be going to see that tonight (from a distance of course), although I did consider taking a couple of potatoes to see if I could make supper while I was there.

View from the hotel in Banos (mistle murkle)

Next stop is a couple of days away, in the city of Cuenca.

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